Wake up, sleepyhead

Tonight, oh I can't wait for it, tonight...we get a new mattress.  It's being delivered tonight and I can't WAIT to go to sleep.  I've been day dreaming about the dreams that may come tonight.

You see, we have been sleeping on a 12-year-old (or so, maybe older) mattress for far too long.  The coils poke me.  We both wake up achy, with knots and stiffness in our necks/backs/shoulders, you name it.  So this is sure to be heavenly.  And there will be lots of snuggle sessions on this new mattress, you can count on that.  Aaah, sweet dreams to me and Badger tonight :)

Pillow Talk

Some of us might have caught our other halves/bed buddies talking in their sleep. But what do you do if you live with a dude who gives you a nightly commentary of weird and wonderful chatter? Blog about it, of course!

No, it's not my Bort. But another English lady tape record's her husband's comments and posts them for our delight on Sleep Talkin' Man.

You need to check this out, but here are some of my favourites:

"You can't be a pirate if you don't have a beard. I said so. MY boat, MY rules."





"Legs time! Everybody get your legs!"






"Don't... Don't put the noodles and the dumplings together in the boat. They'll fight! The noodles are bullies. Poor dumplings."