Pillow Talk

Some of us might have caught our other halves/bed buddies talking in their sleep. But what do you do if you live with a dude who gives you a nightly commentary of weird and wonderful chatter? Blog about it, of course!

No, it's not my Bort. But another English lady tape record's her husband's comments and posts them for our delight on Sleep Talkin' Man.

You need to check this out, but here are some of my favourites:

"You can't be a pirate if you don't have a beard. I said so. MY boat, MY rules."





"Legs time! Everybody get your legs!"






"Don't... Don't put the noodles and the dumplings together in the boat. They'll fight! The noodles are bullies. Poor dumplings."